Charitable Organizations

Charitable organizations that will some day bear my name:
-An organization that teaches people how to pronounce difficult words like potpourri, bon mot, and avoir. (I guess it's an organization to help people learn French.)
-An organization that sends a stack of books home with newborns when they are discharged from the hospital. The books will be stacked next to the car seat. (I like this idea.)
-A group that dispenses the Christmas gifts that I wanted to receive when growing up. Kids from ages nine to twelve will get Star Wars action figures and The Bee Gees Greatest Hits double LP. Teens will get a car and The Bee Gees Greatest Hits on two cassette tapes. Kids from ages four to eight will get an otter.
-An organization that builds theme parks that showcase global cultures in each state of the union. Theme parks will be similar to Epcot Center but pavilions, merchandise, and personnel will reflect current attitudes toward US policies, culture, and exchange rates in each UN192 +1 nation. (+1 = Vatican City)

How will I fund these chartible organizations?
I will be getting friends and family "In Rainbows ", Radiohead's new "pay-what-you-want" cd for Christmas this year.