Things to Do: Participate in an Extreme Coughing Tournament.
MLB Improvement: Suggest to Brewers that they go with an 8 man pitching rotation next year. Four pitchers to pitch the first four innings and four to pitch innings 5-8.
Country song protesting the anti-immigration movement: When Lady Liberty Turned Around
Country response-song: Proud to be an American with a Big Statue (sung by Lee Greenwood in front of a thousand Statue of Liberty imitators)
Maxim: Never make eyebrow decisions first thing in the morning.
Joke: Bob laughed so hard that milk came out of his nose...Bob hasn't had milk in two years.
Redefine Listless: Able to walk a straight line. Not listing to the right or to the left.
New Product: A nicotine soul patch. Worn to end nasty habit and to impress.
Debate Topic: Steam is not a Spice. True. It's not listed as an ingredient in All-Spice. (Still have to think up counterpoint.)
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Has anybody actually claimed steam is a spice?
Not implicitly. Family cooks made claim through practice.
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