Irresistible + Rationality= Irrationality
Evidence of Irresistible Rationality:
If I don't do an immediate clean up after I cut myself in the kitchen, then roaches will develop a taste for blood.
I'll lose my voice if I don't use it during the day. (I don't like zero noise emission days.)
The Smithsonian is relocating people, animals, and buildings to Washington DC so that they can be exhibited in a museum devoted to my life. I don't know how else to explain the disappearance of my next door neighbors and their dog, my bird neighbor, my college dorm, certain friends, the hospital that I was born in, my high school, the donut shop hang out, Dan Fogelberg, and a cord that connects my DVD to the TV.
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